just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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