Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
birth control should be required to get into college
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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