So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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