Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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