the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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