so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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