Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Im part way to drunk.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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