Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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