Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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