I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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