Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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