How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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