So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
