Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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