I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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