OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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