I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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