That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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