your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize
