Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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