Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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