dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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