I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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