I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
