hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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