idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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