your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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