you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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