There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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