stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
BRING THE BAGELS
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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