In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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