i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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