i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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