I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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