So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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