So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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