i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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