Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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