She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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