Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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