They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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