i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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