Sry I called you an 8
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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