I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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