How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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