How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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