I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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