that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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