I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I seem to have left my pride at pride
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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