shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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