hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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