he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
its not stalking. its research.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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