dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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