Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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