they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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