He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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